Why............

This is for all the moms out there. Remember a while back sometime last summer when Tyler had taken a utility knife to our leather couch? Well, this is along those same lines......same couch, just a different kid and a lot grosser. Zach has been spending a lot of time with one of the little neighbor girls. It is great because they get along really well and keep each other occupied. Today they came over to our house. They had been playing outside for a while so when they asked to watch a movie I thought it was no big deal.........so for 1 1/2 hours they watched their movie. I was kind of happy because they were not quite as wound up as usual. I got some laundry and cleaning done upstairs and was enjoying the quiet........I should have known. Now, before I get the bad mom award, I had checked on them a few times and they were just watching and playing. How I didn't notice what had happed I don't know. As the movie was getting over Tyler headed downstairs to play....a few seconds later the quiet was interuppted by his freaking out cry.......I ran downstairs to find out what the problem was and all I heard was this. "ZACH POOPED IN THE TV ROOM". What??????????????????????????? I walked in the room and saw it, then I smelled it. After a few deep breaths I got the story from both of them. It was his friends idea to poop in the window and smear it. So since she had the idea, I guess Zach was the first one with the urge and one thing led to another. I should have taken a picture but was too worried about cleaning it before it somehow got on anything else. There was poop all over our windowsill, and all over that poor couch. I don't know what is worse, that he pooped and wiped it all over, that he did it in front of his friend that is a girl, or that he did it and then put his clothes on and kept watching the movie like nothing happed just breathing in the stink. Needless to say, the friend went home, and he got one long polar bear shower.....one word keeps going through my head.......WHY??? I will never get why little kids do the things they do. So for any of you having a bad day, or thinking your kids are the only ones doing boneheaded/nasty things you are not alone............bring on the weekend.